Snicket wishes you nothing but the best.Īs Mr. Most things written about him are not true, but this is.Įternally pursued and insatiably inquisitive, a hermit and a nomad, Mr. Instead, this 'presumed' presumption wasn't disproved not to be incorrect. Until recently, he was presumed to be 'presumed dead'. There are thirteen books in the A Series of Unfortunate Events, and they should be avoided at all costs. Lemony Snicket published his first book in 1999 and has not had a good night's sleep since. Recently, he had to give up his hobbies due to laws regarding musical performances in mountainous terrain. During his spare time, he gathers evidence and is considered something of an expert by leading authorities. He is widely regarded as one of the most difficult children's authors to capture and imprison.Ī studied expert in rhetorical analysis, Mr Snicket has spent the last several eras researching the travails of the Baudelaire orphans. Once the recipient of several distinguished rewards, he is now an escapee of several indistinguishable prisons. The High Council reached a convenient, if questionable, verdict and Mr. Snicket was stripped of several awards by the reigning authorities, including Honorable Mention, the Grey Ribbon and First Runner-Up. There was a scandal, of course and the aftermath was swift, brutal and inaccurately reported in the periodicals of the day. Snicket's hometown would not appear to be filled with secrets.
He has been hailed as a brilliant scholar, discredited as a brilliant fraud and mistaken for a much taller man on several occasions. Early in life, he learned to reupholster furniture, a skill that turned out to be far more important than anyone imagined. Mr Snicket first received his education from public schools and private tutors, and then vice versa. His family has roots in a part of the country which is now underwater, and his childhood was spent near the sea in the relative splendor of the Snicket Villa which has since become a factory, a fortress and a pharmacy and is now, alas, someone else's villa. Lemony Snicket was born before you were, and is likely to die before you as well. Property of the Library of Records, Heimlich Hospital | The Dismal Dinner | Perilous Paperback illustrations | Irritable Interviews | All The Wrong Questions | VFD | L.S.'s Notebook | Photographs of L.S. Vile Videos | Mournful Music | Illustrations by Brett Helquist and Seth | Assorted Woeful Writings by L.S.
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